rumour has it that if you can cross off every single one, zeus will offer to make you a god
Where’s my offer? I’ve seen them ALL
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
It’s funny how in fics Deaton always knows things about all the crazy stuff happening but in canon he’s pretty much like “yeah, I got nothing people”, while Derek, that never knows a thing in fics is all “oh yes, she’s a kitsune, didn’t you kow?”, “wendigos? It’s been a while since we’ve had them here, but yeah, they are cannibals. Sucks, huh?”. HE KNOWS STUFF, PEOPLE. MY BABY IS SMART AS FUCK.