Posted 1 day ago
he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

(Source: hargashouseofribs)

Posted 1 day ago

dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

(Source: 1nd2rd3st)

Posted 2 days ago

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

Posted 2 days ago

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

Posted 2 days ago

seriouslyshezzatho:

When you’re reading a fic and it just gets too strange and you just close it out and

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Posted 2 days ago

kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this

Posted 2 days ago

meladoodle:

i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

Posted 2 days ago

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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